Newest Inventions from B.S.L Labs

Rating:  Rate It! Personal Organizers: The De-Complicator   We all find ourselves at one time or another asking "Should I do this?", or "Where am I supposed to go?". B.S.L Labs' De-Complicator was made to make these situations easier. Simply press one of the five buttons on the unit to ask the appropriate type of question and you will receive the guidance that you need. Complicated world, complicated life, complicated decisions? Not any more.   Invention Details User Comments (10)

Self Improvement: Personal Infatuation Magnification Persona   B.S.L. Labs once again saves the day. The Personal Infatuation Magnification Persona or P.I.M.P Rays emits a signal that makes you irresistable to all the ladies. Just set the intesity and all of you jokes are funny and all of you stories are interesting. You instantly become the most desirable person on the entire planet.   Invention Details User Comments (17) Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Food & Drink: The Bottle Nipple   New from B.S.L Labs, the Bottle Nipple. Never again have trouble finishing your beverage and face ridicule from your friends. The Bottle Nipple looks like a regular baby bottle nipple but is smaller in construction and fits any twist cap bottle. Next time someone says 'Want a nipple for that bottle?' you can say 'No thanks. Already got one!'.   Invention Details User Comments (10)

Executive: Whiteboard All-In-One Cleaner   Introducing B.S.L Labs' newest invention: The Whiteboard All-In-One Cleaner. This unit combines both the white board eraser and white board spray in an easy to use and ergonomic design. Standard sized spray bottles fit inside the eraser and are quick and easy to replace. Now you can save time and always put the white in whiteboard!   Invention Details User Comments (4) Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Health & Medical: The Fish Defibrillator   B.S.L Labs is proud to introduce the Fish Defibrillator. We have all lost pet fish long before their time after unfortunate 'jumping out of the bowl' incidents. With the Fish Defibrillator, resuscitation is now a viable option. These minature paddles are made specifically for fish and other small animals to increase longevity and owner happiness.   Invention Details User Comments (14)

Apparel: Velcro Socks   Ever lost a sock and had to throw the other away? Or maybe you've worn a hole in one and tossed the other. Well no more! B.S.L Labs is proud to introduce the Velcro 3-piece Sock. Simply mix and match toes, heels, and that other part!   Invention Details User Comments (19) Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Novelty Items: Round-to-It   Ever asked someone to do something only to hear later that they haven't got around to it? Well now you can give them one! This fun novelty item is perfect for the home or office and will get those tasks done 300% faster, guaranteed!   Invention Details User Comments (13)

Aromatherapy: Meat Scented Candles   Modern day aromatherapy candles are used primarily by women around the world. That's why B.S.L Labs decided to appeal to men with our newest invention: Meat Scented Candles. Available in a variety of meat scents and colors, these candles will make any home smell like a great home cooked meal. Perfect for people who pretend to cook but really get take-out on dates.   Invention Details User Comments (14) Rating:  Rate It!

Rating:  Rate It! Self Improvement: The Beer Patch   Trying to loose weight by not drinking beer? Then B.S.L Labs' Beer Patch is for you! Similar in construction and design to nicotine patches, the Beer Patch delivers a steady flow of alcohol into your bloodstream through your skin. Simply choose your favorite brand, remove the adhesive backing, and place it on your skin for 5 minutes. Each patch is equivalent to 1 beer!   Invention Details User Comments (26)

Aromatherapy: Eau de Chambre Combatif   Smell is the strongest sense tied to memory. Now you can take the scents and memories of the wrestling room with you wherever you go. Life...Love...DESTINY.   Invention Details User Comments (14) Rating:  Rate It!